General => General Chat => News => Topic started by: hinterfeld on January 12, 2018, 06:52:01
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Advertising I believe? :(
mmitch.
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I reported this to the moderators yesterday....
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Get an aquarium screensaver. Much cheaper - and maintenance free :)
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Employ a Mermaid?
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When I read it I thought it looked a bit fishy!
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Hi, kentnavigator.
I looked into employing a Mermaid as you suggested.
I got into trouble with several agencies for being gender-specific.
Apparently they will supply either a Mermaid or a Merman at random, but not only a Mermaid.
Also, when they explained that I would need to set up a Workplace Pension, your whole idea became totally untenable.
I know you were only trying to help, so thanks.
I bought 7 water snails instead. No idea what gender they are.
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Have you tried advertising for a transgender polyamorous Merperson? I think this could be the answer to your problem.
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Local Hiker, maybe you shouldn't have bothered with the water snails, you'd end up with a tank full ( we did ) :)
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Garnish with olive oil and garlic mmmmm delicious
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Lyn L, I once experienced this with a small garden pond.
I introduced a dozen snails to clean it.
They did breed like rabbits as you suggest.
Then, as Conan suggests, the local magpies discovered what a delicacy they were.
I ended up with a pile of empty shells, overweight garden birds, and a dirty pond!
And Smiffy, transgender polyamorous Merpersons are still entitled to a workplace pension.
(Not Kent History admittedly, but I do like the anthropology behind these tangential threads.)
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Perhaps you could get one to work on a voluntary basis? I understand they are very fond of water snails.
Win-win!