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Offline Lyn L

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Re: Did you know ?
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2013, 12:10:27 »
 :) :)
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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2013, 12:01:29 »
Einstein went in a cafe for a quick meal, he sat down and then realised that he had left his glasses at home. He asked a black man on the next table what was on the menu, the man replied " Sorry boss, I  can't read either ".
The solution to every problem is a.) time , or  b.) another problem.

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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2013, 18:44:46 »
I assume the sizes were relative.....


Very quick Leofwine! :)
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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2013, 18:40:54 »
It is because one is a Dogflap :)
Maybe it's big horse I'm a Londoner. :{

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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2013, 18:35:31 »
I assume the sizes were relative.....
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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2013, 13:53:37 »
That made me laugh CDP!  :)
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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2013, 12:20:49 »
Einstein's housekeeper grumbled at THE man because he had a cat and a dog and he had cut a catflap for his cat and a larger catflap for his dog.
The solution to every problem is a.) time , or  b.) another problem.

 

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